What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 01:23

Minds and Behinds
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Why would my husband cheat on me with an ugly fat woman?
Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Thumbs down again.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
In bed, not in music, which is better, a drummer or a bass player?
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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No go.
No way
No, not a chance
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Loons and Moons
Still no good
So, the docs changed it to read
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Still no good.
Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space ...
Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
What is one small habit that has transformed your life in unexpected ways?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
Then came..
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why do people say "tall, dark, and handsome" when they actually mean "tall, white, and handsome"?