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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 04:13

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good.

Why does a straight man like anal penetration?

So they tried

Thumbs down again.

No way

Why is watching a man and a woman have sex considered perverted? It's how we all got here, it's what we do, I say if you want to watch porn then carry on!

Still no good

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

I tested Apple’s 11th-gen iPad for a week, and it’s still the best tablet - CNN

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Just Forget it!

Freaks and Cheeks

What is the rudest/meanest thing a family member has said to you?

They put up a sign reading

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Unacceptable again!

In what ways does Bollywood represent India's culture to the rest of the world through movies, songs, and dance? Is this representation accurate?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Were there any friendly fire incidents involving American submarines, aircraft carriers, or battleships during World War II or World War I?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Minds and Behinds

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Does a narcissist ever get their comeuppance/karma for the vile things they've done? Such as cheating, smear campaign, etc.

Loons and Moons

No, not a chance

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Circle’s buzzy IPO was a big hit. Now comes the hard part. - MarketWatch

Another attempt resulted in ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

So, the docs changed it to read

How do I cope with the fact that I will never have a girlfriend?

No go.

Then came..

share office space ...

The influencer whose tweet led to a ban on disposable vapes - BBC

Next, they tried...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

U.S. economy stalled in May, Fed survey finds - MarketWatch

Everyone loved it.

Nuts and Butts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What do you typically do while on meth?