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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 01:23

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why would my husband cheat on me with an ugly fat woman?

Catatonics & High Colonics

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Thumbs down again.

Japan Is Ready to Fight a $385 Billion Annual Polluting Beast by Offering a Greener Alternative to Traditional Cement - The Daily Galaxy

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Everyone loved it.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Video: Do You Even Need A Pro Controller For The Switch 2? - Nintendo Life

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

In bed, not in music, which is better, a drummer or a bass player?

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Finebaum on House settlement: NCAA dead, Olympic and women sports crushed, football wins - AL.com

No go.

No way

No, not a chance

I Sampled All the Best Mushroom Gummies—Here’s What I Found - WIRED

Loons and Moons

Still no good

So, the docs changed it to read

Let's Weigh The Pros And Cons Of Inviting Larry David To Your Wedding - OutKick

Still no good.

Nuts and Butts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

I’m a 25 year old teacher teaching at boys school & I have colleagues younger than me. I caught one of my students telling her he wanted her as his teacher instead & it hurt my feelings. They compliment her a lot. It makes me jealous. What do I do?

share office space ...

Freaks and Cheeks

They put up a sign reading

What is one small habit that has transformed your life in unexpected ways?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

How to watch the 2025 Tony Awards on Sunday - NPR

Just Forget it!

Unacceptable again!

Then came..

Are there any Hollywood celebrities who never divorced? Why does it seem like celebrities are likely to get divorced frequently?

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why do people say "tall, dark, and handsome" when they actually mean "tall, white, and handsome"?