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10.06.2025 04:13

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good.
Why does a straight man like anal penetration?
So they tried
Thumbs down again.
No way
Still no good
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Just Forget it!
Freaks and Cheeks
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They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
So, the docs changed it to read
How do I cope with the fact that I will never have a girlfriend?
No go.
Then came..
share office space ...
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Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids